This postcard arrived at the offices of The Daily Weekly recently, allegedly sent by one McGuy McJohnson. The card had a postmark from Walnut, WI. However, it was kinda smeared and the date was unclear. - Stan Longfroth (The Daily Weekly) |
Dear Felix, I find it rude and intoxicating that Doug "Johnny" Strandler implied that I am still alive living in Zar SIS ipan pleasure (Oops, I guess I added that second part, but it's true). I am Guy Johnson and I am dead. With tremendous exaggeration to the above, aforementioned fact, I would still like to continue to receive my bi-daily, monthly subscription every other week of the Daily Weekly. It is a very good "paper" and makes a good chaser to Zarsisilube Bacon Lube Motor Treatment (TM) the tasty breakfast motor treatment with 9 essential vitamins and minerals. Look for the new and improved Zarsisipan NUTTY NUT flavor, in stores soon. NUTTY NUT, hey this time we got the color right!* (TM) NUTTY NUT, it tastes like creamy delicious peanut butter.** Enclosed you will find the free sample that you requested at the Daily Weekly, pass the fantastically delectable, new Zarsisipan flavor NUTTY NUT around the office and enjoy. Sincerely, McGuy McJohnson |
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