UNITED PRESS Corporation(a subsidiary of Zoca-Cola-R -mmm,mmm that's a goodr [tm]) by Joe Muoller In a decidedly decisive move the Supreme court voted to agree to unanimously approve the constitutional legality of all United States of America's (also known as 'USA') citizen's right to smoke, chew, suck, blow, spit, swallow, felate (spellcheck says "felt" huh, huh), lick, eat, shoot-up and generally self-abuse themselves on the non-toxic wonderfully tasty Zarsisipan Flute- Screw cereal (and drug), as long as they have a written prescription from a doctor or go to an equally shady web site that allows simple forgery and only checks the prescription with a simple phone call to god-knows-who claiming to be a real doctor- that's how I get, I mean would get, my smack, princess sissy. This case left the Justices with a feeling of peace and quiet, once their smack kicked iin likey it doing now. The bvoted then agreed that Zarsisipan is totally safe for everyone, even, no especially the kiddies. Little kiddes good. With thissssssssss newwwwwwsssssss, oh smack, so goooudd, mmmmmm, ......... ahgfd............... ....... ^^%* Some dude nmed GUY TuRnEDED up. He no dead no more. he just libey on beautifulll isalnd for sommmetime. sujmmertime likey. smakci food smaki gooud. lov ve u by bye. |
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