To: Guy Johnson Senior VP Zartocksic Industries Mr. Johnson. As to your disgust and repulsion, I offer no apologies either implied or expressed. Your product (Zarsisipan) is unsafe for any market foreign or domestic. Variations on the flavor, texture, or color offer no improvment or reduction of the side effects I mentioned in my previous correspondence. Color correctness also fails to be a factor in considering the "safety" of your product. Your cleverly worded disclaimers fail to relieve you of liability. And the fact that your researchers came up empty handed just reinforces my position. Secondly, there were no aquatic adventures involved in our discovery regarding the shrinkage problem associated with Zarsisipan. You can make any claim you like about cold weather or Mother Nature's cruel sense of humor - and I suspect there is something here that really hits home with you, eh Mr. Johnson? And I would feed my children a strict diet of Zarsisilube Baconlube Motor Treatment for weeks before I'd let them anywhere near your "three delicious flavors"! However, I do feel I must compliment your marketing team on their catchy and entertaining name concepts. Wonderful! In conclusion, I've decided to increase my order of Zarsisipan to 12 cases, next day air if possible. Mr. Shlacappigus -------------------------+-- V.P. Ingosplat Technologies |
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